Excuse me normally funny person who I usually love to be around, remember when I said abso-friggin-lutely nothing the other day when I was over at your house and you were ranting about mean kids, specifically one of MINE!?!?
What I really meant to say was:
Even though you are 300 lbs and 6 foot 4, if you don't take a big swig of
How dare you point fingers at my
How dare you rant on and on about it like her
How dare you act like this when her father, in another room tending to YOUR children, wasn't there to choke you out!!!
How dare you insult the
I think it's time you find another babysitter, my dear friend, because apparently the 10 frigging hours I spend each and every weekday of my life taking care of your two
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That felt so darn good!
You know you want to join in on the fun at Chief's! Go ahead... it's free therapy!